"I lost the game and I bought the tickets for the stadium fans."

2024-06-30

Ji Guo’s shame is enough for his headlines. Many Clippers fans complain that he corrupts people, but the dead fox has always been so arrogant.
In the past three years, Staples tickets have been the top three expensive home games in the league. This season, the Clippers have surpassed the Lakers in ticket prices and have been ranked second in the league. But they didn’t expect that new york actually lowered the ticket prices for the first time in the second half of the game, and now it is not as expensive as the Clippers, so the Clippers are the most expensive team in the league for the time being.
That is to say, once the clippers lose, the dead fox will have to charter a total of 250 thousand dollars, and the price of the ticket is similar to his IQ
Ballmer immediately laughed at the news before the game. "If the Clippers lose, I will donate $1.25 million to fo Hemophilia Charity Foundation. If we win, I will also donate $1.25 million."
I didn’t know that I was donated by my boss Ballmer before the Ji Guo shame game. This figure is to bring Ji Guo shame.
The dead fox knew that the Clippers would win, and then he spoke wildly. In fact, how could he be willing to donate so much money? But after Ballmer did this, he couldn’t even donate afterwards. He lost $1.25 million before the game was humiliated.
Ballmer invited many big names to watch the game, hoping to witness the re-enactment history together for one night. Of course, even if the Clippers won the game today, it was a tie with the Bulls. The record has not been surpassed, but it is also worth celebrating.
The guest of Cole ab explained the game. Before the game, the bull dynasty member said, "From the moment I set this record, I knew that there would be no such record again. Unfortunately, today and in the next few days, I may witness an unbreakable record being overtaken by the latecomers again. How can you understand?"
Cole also said that the most important reason why the Bulls broke the Lakers’ record of 69 wins in a single season that season was Jordan’s outstanding performance.
"According to my recollection, almost one game in that season was won by Jordan at the last minute. If it were for other teams, they would definitely lose this game, but the Bulls have Jordan, just like the Clippers have twin brothers, and there will be no twin brothers in the world if there is a Jordan. For example, I don’t think anyone will break the record of 7 wins after the Clippers."
Well, this guy swore before that "there is a Jordan, and no one will ever get close to Jordan again. Not before, not now, not after I recognize him", and now he has become Jordan+twins, and his tone has become really fast.
Rodman was present today to watch the game. The bankrupt prick received Ballmer’s money and came to the scene to help the Clippers make progress. However, Rodman’s personality will not change again. "The record will be broken, and the best players of three or four best teams will be put together to form a team just like them."
The prototype of Hanamichi Sakuragi means that the twin brothers and Billups are the best players in a team. This is a normal compliment. It seems that this man took medicine before he arrived and didn’t shout out anything like "Long live" …
Pippen also came to the scene to watch the horse-faced man who got the most stupid contract in history. Although his life is much better than Rodman’s, his environment is not good now. Batman will certainly not refuse to pay for the game.
Ma-faced man earned more than $1.2 billion in his 17-year career, but Pippen lost a lot of money in the past few years because of poor management of investment institutions. Recently, he didn’t know what he invested, and he sold airplanes and luxury houses. Although he claimed that his assets had never been less than $40,000, his bankruptcy reports were endless, and the environment was not so good.
Pippen may be fighting back against bankruptcy. He is dressed very well today, and his white wife is dressed beautifully.
Charles Buckley has a good housekeeping style, watching many old friends go bankrupt after retirement. It is rare to say, "Do you know that about 75% of retired professional athletes will go bankrupt in five years because of their families and friends? You can’t control lending money to your family and friends. This is the key. You must learn to refuse what many people will not refuse. The most important thing is to help them. You can’t really help them. You don’t have to feel guilty. You should be good at investing and saving money. Of course, it is easier said than done."
Kenny Smith asked with a smile, "You’re not worried that you’ll go bankrupt when you’re old, are you?"
Charles Buckley: "I never worry about how much money I have. I can earn 5 million dollars a year. I never worry about bankruptcy."
Kenny Smith "Since you are so rich, can we bet on Tiger Woods to win the championship or Bobcats to win the championship?"?
Charles Buckley "I bet bobcats haha"
Kenny Smith "They seem to be quite similar"
Charles Buckley: "I’ve never seen anyone more competitive than these two people. In fact, everyone wants to win, but these two guys are born in pursuit of victory. It’s best not to go to their fields."
Kenny Smith "Isn’t Michael going to haggle over every ounce on the court?"
Charles Buckley "If you offended Michael in the third grade, I promise he will remember it now."
Kenny Smith: "I heard that Michael laughed at you for not winning the championship while playing, didn’t he?"
Charles Buckley "I am one of the few people who will play with him now-he has a positive personality, but if he dares to talk about the championship, I will not spare him. This is the final bottom line."
Kenny Smith "has character"
Charles Buckley: "I don’t feel like a dick with anyone. I’m not saying I’m better than others, but it’s different with Jordan. I really admire him in my heart. I’d rather see his bull collide with the Clippers now."
Kenny Smith: "That must be wonderful. I heard that the giant panda is leaving the clippers."
Charles Buckley "Many people have guessed that if the Clippers win three consecutive championships, there will be someone who will leave them and stay together."
Kenny Smith: "We should get back to the topic. How terrible is the bull record?"
Charles Buckley "The fantastic Lakers won 33 consecutive victories in one breath in the 71/72 season, and the Lakers’ record was fixed at 69 wins and 13 losses at the end of that season;" In 1967, the 76-man team led by Wilt Chamberlain broke the Celtics’ crazy monopoly on nba and won six games in the regular season. In 1956, Bird and McHale parrish both lost a home game at their peak, but they won 67 games. Two or three cases tell us that it is not so simple to surpass 72 wins and 1 loss. This is the goal of many league giants. In recent years, before the opening of each season, one player will jump out and say,’ Our team can break the record of the Bulls this season’. There are two years on the list of these teams with higher ambitions-24 years for the Lakers and 2 years for the Celtics. Unfortunately, the team with the best record in recent years is the Los Angeles Clippers with 6 wins and 14 losses led by twins in 29 years.
Jeff Van Gundy commented before the game, "Now fans may not know that the common word in the broadcast of’ Bulls Win’ in the news was’ How much is a wave?" Give the other team another chance to win … The trouble is that this sentence is often preceded by’ in the third quarter’ or’ in the second quarter’. Yes, they can beat you down in the second quarter, so Jordan Pippen and other main players are sitting in the fourth quarter for most of the time, with 72 wins and 5 main players starting, even if they play badly according to a small probability, they will not lose a game. First of all, focus on the body, followed by Pippen’s saying, that team had better defend when everyone plays badly, and finally, Without him, it is obvious that two things will not be presented to you in an award speech because you can still play like Michael Jordan every night after more than ten years of struggle in the league and receive this trophy, which is Jordan. "
At last, the bald coach and commentator concluded, "If you hear a team constantly appearing in sports news in a certain season, you should pay attention to it, which may mean a new record."
Chapter six hundred and twenty-one Pattern stroke
The Kings players are quite low-key today, the second-to-last super-big fishbone in the west. They are very self-aware and have no ambition to upset the Clippers. Besides, even if they want to do this, they will know that this guy will definitely spend $2.5 million to elbow some unlucky king’s rib.
Ji Guoqiu also has his own goal today. So far, his free-throw percentage is 42, and 91% of his 473 free-throw percentage has broken Calderon’s record set last year. Brother Panda is ahead.
Speaking of which, this guy has made another 15 free throws in a row. There must be no friends. O’ Neill and Howard both cried in the toilet. How can people live with such free throws?
Sacramento King was given the defending champion a 14:** Clipper in the first quarter, and scored 3 points and 15 points ahead of the King. The game lost its suspense.
In the second quarter, the King still didn’t launch any counterattack against Ji’s national humiliation. In this section, he broke the basket, hit a jumper, scored a free throw, and shot three points … In the second quarter, Ji’s national humiliation was a one-man game. His fans at the scene were dazzled by the offensive means, and they scored an amazing 3 points in a single quarter, breaking their own highest scoring record.
During the whole half-time, the national humiliation scored 36 points and broke his own highest scoring record at half-time.
The score was 65:45. The Clippers led the Kings by two points at half-time and tied the Bulls’ record of 72 wins. Now there is no suspense for them.
Charles Buckley said at halftime, "In 9596, the Bulls won their 72 victories by defense. That year was a real historical defense, especially the bulls’ outside defense Ron Harper 19m Jordan 19m Pippen 21m. These three people can change their outside positions at will, and that year’s defense was Rodman, Jordan, Pippen, Payton, and starting three teams was a defense against other teams. How to play?"
Kenny Smith said, "The Clippers are just the opposite of the Bulls. Their line is the strongest in history. They are all on the same team for a while, just like Jordan and Pippen."
Charles Buckley disapproves of the more correct way. "I think the twin brothers are bigger than Pippen to the Bulls, and the Clippers and Lupus are stronger than the Bulls. The nba line is always more important than the line to the team."
In the third quarter, the Clippers let the king experience how powerful the absolutely powerful line is. Brother Fox just got 36 points at half-time online not long ago, which has already defeated the king, but Brother Panda is still not satisfied. In the third quarter, Ji Guoqiu’s online performance is like a human being hitting his hook five times in a row and finally playing a single game with 16 points, which completely sent away the poor king team.
"It’s hard for the Kings to want to die once again."
Clippers fans are whispering that the Clippers have once again played a wave to end the suspense of the game.
This kind of situation is common in the season. If two brothers want to have an outbreak, they should drink a pot of wine and turn into Billups at any time. It is not necessary to turn into the Crawford Clippers, which is the most explosive team in the league, and every game is bound to break out once or twice. It is really difficult for other teams to beat them.
After the third quarter, the score gap became 3 points. The Kings took the lead in giving up the resistance against the Clippers. In the fourth quarter, they didn’t change the Big Three. There was nothing to see in this game. The fans all raised white flags with the words "72 wins". This is a gift that Clippers workers put in every seat before the game. Twenty thousand flags are waving at this moment and the waves are spectacular!
"Look at our new boss laughing like a bag."
After Ji Guo’s humiliation, he first made eyes with Taylor Swift for a long time, then sent Emma Watson a "cute" expression on her mobile phone, and finally looked at her boss and found that Ballmer smiled at herself like a bag.
"He looks like a bag without laughing."
Ji Guoqiu is too lazy to look up and don’t know which sister he is chatting with secretly.
"oo with minors is illegal, so be careful."
Ji Guo was ashamed to see that the chat partner was Kolo Moritz and he was jealous again.
"Don’t worry about me. I went to new york to compete the other day. I took the opportunity to introduce Kolo to Christine. I believe that Twilight will soon win the Super Girl."
Ji Guoqiu said shamelessly that this made the dead fox more jealous.
"I’m so envious. Why don’t you introduce my little Hermione to Twilight?"